The language of the internet

Some of the vocabulary can be quite strange (such as noob) and sometimes it isn't quite obvious what is being referred to but after a short while it starts to make a strange sort of sense (e.g. a silver surfer is someone of advanced age who regularly uses the internet).
Accept the fact that you are a Noob - a newbie or new person - but you don't have to stay that way forever.

LOL - Laugh out loud.
ROFL - Roll on floor laughing.
FYI - For your information.
IMHO - In my humble opinion.
WTF - What the ?
STFU - Please cease talking.
Take a few minutes to browse through the Internet Acronyms Dictionary so it isn't quite so obvious that you're a noob.